Dear Don1001,
It’s going on two years since Ms. Palin declared her independence from elected office. Yes, that folksy Alaskan governor that captivated a nation by going maverick went over the wall. What’s more rogue than resigning from office for more money and more adulation, than Alaska could ever have provided? Actually it’s not very rogue at all, it makes a Hell of a lot of sense. Have you ever been to Alaska? Not the Cruise Ship Alaska, but the real mind numbing cold with world class boredom Alaska that makes it the least populated state in the Union, that Alaska? So unless you’re Jack London, that tundra and sled dog shit gets old, real quick. It’s proven fact, that extreme cold flattens your EEG. Well, if it’s not a fact, it should be. Anyway, her resignation meant that Wasilla will be only a "home" base. Who knows where Ms. Palin and family will be headed, because anywhere will be a cultural bastion compared to the “Great White North. It could be New York or LA, but don’t be surprised if Sarah finally ends up in Nashville. There Sarah could cut a Country album and continue to write more memoirs. Remember Joe the plumber? Joe went to Nashville and recorded a country album paid for by Aaron Tippin (a true American). So why not Nashville, why not Sarah? And what better way to connect with “Real” America than being in the “Heartland of America”, negotiating a record deal and a Book. It’s a time-honored tradition in contemporary culture, to cash in, by having a ghost written book and a Country Album made possible by Pro-Tools, (the computer program that can enable you to sing like an angel). Then you can go on Oprah’s Show and make out like a fat rat. After that, you can afford to hang out in Hawaii, smoking baseball bat sized joints of Presidential Kush, while Todd rubs cocoa butter all over your bronze body. Yes, when you’re flush, you no longer have to get your tan from a machine, no matter what time of year, it is. Speaking of “First Dude”, does anyone else wonder when there will be a “Second Dude”? High Octane male politicians have women on the side, it seems that equality calls for Ms. Palin to have her own “Personal Trainer”. Out there on the road it’s hard to stay in shape, what better way than a “Deep Tissue Massage” administered by a young talented trainer. And nothing says power, like using people the people that work for you, as sexual playthings. The World is Sarah's oyster now and the future for Ms. Palin is unlimited. Who knows the stars, but I have a feeling that our paths will cross. Ms. Palin has a certain sexual je ne sais quoi that is intriguing, especially when you’ve been living in a bunker for months.
Brother Gregory
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