Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #13 I come not to praise...

Dear Don1001,
Obama had his moment for a chance at immortality. Yes, he could have gone down as a Political God, instead he’ll probably be a pathetic footnote in history. Obama was in one of those rare moments in time and space, where the World watched and waited. Transfixed on every word, we lionized our true example of the American Dream. But there is only one thing America likes better than building up almost mythical Black figures, that’s tearing them down, just ask Jack Johnson, Malcolm X or Michael Jackson. When you said you wanted to change things, we didn’t actually think that you meant it, because nothing scares the shit out of people more than change. So when Obama tried to keep his campaign promises, everyone turned on him like Philadelphia Fans do the Eagles. But that scenario didn’t have to be. You see, if Obama had had himself "wacked" ten minutes after his inauguration, Barry would have become one of those rare, mythical figures of History. Once martyred, Obama would be remembered as a people’s champion, sacrificed in defense of the unclean masses, people for years to come would have wondered aloud what would have been, if only Obama had lived. Children of both sexes would be named Barack. And of course there would be several cults formed. But that is not to be, the foul stench of gridlock has overpowered any "juice" Obama gained from the need for change.
Meanwhile McCain hasn’t faired much better. The Senate has changed, and so has the Republican Party from Knoxville to Tallahassee. Remember those genteel Country Club Republicans that once controlled the party, they have been replaced by Bible toting, Right Wing, Christian Conservatives, and right about now, they are feeling pretty damn good about themselves, so they are not in the mood for losers that are kind of liberal that have a tendency to lecture. The truth is that McCain had a much harder time getting elected than he ever imagined and it sent him reeling to the hard Right. McCain has become like an old whore, the tricks will get cheaper and cheaper, until John won't be able to give it away. McCain could do Dinner Theater with an adapted version of "Of Mice and Men". That’s right, with Joe Lieberman playing Lenny, "Tell me about the rabbits, John, tell me about the rabbits." It was the least that McCain could do. McCain knew that when Lieberman was mentioned as a possible Republican VP candidate that Joe’s political career would be on a spiral ride into the drink. The next time he runs for Senate, Joe’s toast. Then Lieberman will do the "Rubber Chicken" circuit and collect his pension. Maybe he will teach or run a university. But in his waning years, he too, will think back to a cold, crisp, winter evening in December 2000, when for one moment the World was his stage, and for a few fleeting minutes, Joe was almost a heartbeat away from the Presidency. Yes, Joe, your revenge against the Democrats wasn't nearly as sweet as you thought it would be. The Republicans didn't give a Damn about you. With McCain, Lieberman was like a one-night stand with an old girl friend, in the morning light, he saw how much baggage Joe had gained and the wrinkles. Yes, Joe was Coyote ugly. This opened the door for the Vanilla Thrilla from Wasilla to be picked. It's like National Lampoon is running the fucking country. Right now the drugs just aren't powerful enough to get rid of the flashbacks. I'm in a quandary, the country has got to get saner or the drugs have to get better.
Your humble servant,
Brother Gregory
                               
                                        
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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #12 Groundhog Day And The Opiate Of The Masses...

Dear Don1001,
It’s Ground hog Day and since Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, we’ll probably get eight more years of fucked-up government. In 2001, the first year of Dubya’s regime, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and we ended up with two Presidential terms of detachment combined with incompetent, crisis management. That high level of dysfunction doesn’t fall off the truck, it must have been star-crossed, and so the Gods conspired against Dubya and because of our indifference, they now take out their wrath on us. We have worshipped the wrong Gods. So as I sit here naked and doing "one hits" of some incredible Afghani reefer (you can get the best dope during wars), I realize that what constitutes religion in the Western World is only lip service. The real religion of the West is unapologetic materialism and vanity. People want 457 TV channels, not a higher level of consciousness and people are always led where they want to go. And when they get there, they sure as fuck don't want to share the view. This is why the Democrats will continue to fail. Democrats condescendingly think people will collectively do what’s best for the nation, while the Republicans appeal to people's fears and greed. And no amount wailing by the righteous and gnashing of teeth by the vanquished will change this. (Damn Afghani! It really wreaks havoc on your lungs. But nothing takes the edge off, like it. And as you can imagine, I've been on edge lately. So the smoke is so thick in here you could probably roll it.) Where was I? Oh, the "Siren Song" of the Republicans to the little people: "you cannot trust the Democrats, they will let bad people take away your things and give them to someone less deserving. While we, the Republicans, will let you keep yours things and let you get more." Because of this human fragility, the Democrats will continue to be toast. So now that Obama has been elected, the power structure has struck back and this time its no more Mr. nice guy. "You want a Democracy? You fucking can't handle a Democracy!" followed by the light open handed slap to the face. "Shut up and sit down!" And we do. Then because we are all confused and hurt, we get the "Pimp Apology" from Congress: "You know what I did, I did because I love you. Baby, when I smacked you, you was talking all that crazy talk. Saying that you could decide what’s best for yourself, when baby you know, I know, what's best for you. I'll always love and take care of you, until I kill your ass." And cause we will be crying and shit, we'll get held for a little while and told that we’re loved, before we have to go back earning for the man. And while being held, we dream of the day that we won't have to keep working the streets to get love from our government.
Yup, the fantasy of Democracy is often better than the reality.
Listening to whales, Brother Gregory
                                                        











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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #11 We Must Create A New Dialogue...

Dear Don1001,
The following observation comes no longer from conventional reality but from a heightened awareness. This certainty results from the ingestion of 5 grams of Psilocybin mushrooms and the fulcrum of history.
Now as the economic body count rises, I realize that Wall Street will never be cowed. There is a truth to be told: The American people would rather fight for Democracy than practice it. Yes, we talk a very good game. But when it comes down to it, we’d rather be told a big lie like “The Banks are too big to fail” than spend the time to study the problem. Anyway the few deciding what is best for the masses is a time-honored tradition in America. The Federal Reserve was an institution born to prevent the unclean masses (Banks) from making ill informed decisions or in other words practicing Democracy. Yes, and we will fight to keep it this way. Just don't let it happen in another country, then we are forced to be righteously indignant and possibly carpet bomb the crap out of you. Because the “Breath of God” has touched me, there is a newfound wisdom starting to emerge in me. It has revealed that the “Truth” doesn’t exist in the Political Spectrum. Ideologies have no loyalty to anything except themselves. All space and time must bend to their laws. The theory is: “If we get Conservative enough or Liberal enough, that will lead us to the Promise Land". It doesn't work, it never has. People are the problem. Every Ideology needs competent people and there are never enough to quite make it work.
Once people are enlightened to this realization, it will be a gauntlet thrown down to those who cheapen Democracy. We need a new political dialectic. Man's evolutionary thought processes need to be spurred to new heights. We will punish those who trivialize the political spectrum by the wholesale use of ideologies to blur the facts. If you state a position it should be fixed in a thought and awareness of the human condition! Those with political utterances should those observations based in reality! We have to become Artists within the Political medium, learning to use video as the retina of the mind's eye to discern the difference between appearance and substance! The most expressive canvass of true Freedom Fighters is the mind. We can't depend on Obama and the other hacks in Washington to tap into the unconscious of the American politique and solve our problems because they're too busy staring into their own navels.
With the breath of God upon my lips,
Brother Gregory
                                                                   





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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #10 "Krystal Nacht” and Sarah

Dear Don1001,
It’s been a few weeks since the so-called election (Is Obama secretly a robot?) and nothing has changed, so what better time for Sarah Palin and her Tea Party followers to stage a coup. It would start with civil disobedience attacks on various members of the Supreme Court and Congress. Then there would be Sarah’s "Kristal Nacht" where old political scores would be settled in the pitch-blackness of early morning, starting with John McCain and Katie Couric being summarily dispatched. This would result in an emergency situation and in the ensuing chaos; Obama would have to declare martial law. As Palin’s people take to the streets, Sarah declares Alaska a Republic with herself as Queen, (Empress sounded too fancy). The only downside to this strategy is that if in a couple of days Sarah can't consolidate her power, the “Anointed One” will deal with Palin, with extreme prejudice. Once the smoke clears, Obama will issue “shoot to kill” orders to send a signal to those who would fuck with him. If that happens, Sarah and few hardcore followers will have to head for the Mountains in the Yukon Territories or hang by their heels. Once isolated, Sarah would send out guerrilla lawyers to file writs and lawsuits. Sarah’s manifestos would be nailed to the doors of the Malls, sort of like a modern day, Martin Luther. Sarah eventually would become the new Eva Peron. Preaching in the defense of the common man, Sarah could wear a green beret and cute camo outfits. Todd, there by her side, with his snowmobile and camera to record her exploits. Glen Beck could be her Che'. Roaming all over the country, Palin and her followers would break into Court Houses purging Democratic voter registrations. This scenario may be harsh but I think that is the only way Sarah will survive. It will be tough and they will probably hound Sarah and her followers like animals. It will test their metal, at times barely having enough batteries to run a laptop. Sarah and Glen will constantly looking for uplinks, so they can deliver periodic messages to the masses. This constant cold, hunger, and the humiliation will be the trials and tribulations that will forge her and her followers like steel. They will grow strong while waiting for those middle of the road Republicans and pinko Democrats to get fat and complacent. Then when the time is right, Sarah and her followers will sweep out of the Mountains and claim her political legacy. The people will rise up and join Palinistas as they march through city after city. They will pick up more followers with each impassioned speech throughout the USA (except for the really Blue States, which are like a different country anyway). With her slogan: "We’re goin’ maverick", young people will flock to her cause by the thousands, rejecting intellectualism and the "inherent wisdom of books". Verily, there would be new world. The question is, does Sarah have the “stones” to go for it?
Sensing God's presence continually, 
Brother Gregory
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Sunday, December 5, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #9 To Stare Into The Great Abyss....


Dear Don1001,
Now that’s Obama is politically a "dead man" walking, Washington's got to be as tense as a straight in a Gay Bar. Today starts the new power plays just like the old power plays and there will be gridlock. And since he won’t able to please anyone, if I was Obama, I’d be "Until you people can get your act together I’m going to hang here in the White House smoke blunts, play ball and occasionally rub on Michelle’s nice big booty ". Now granted there are those among you who would think that such a statement, was a sign of not having "leadership" qualities. You couldn't be more wrong. Right now maybe what we need is dynamic inactivity. All this public discourse will continue to take the common denominator, lower. Personally, I preferred when laws were hammered out in smoke filled rooms, but I wax nostalgic. When LBJ grabbed people by their short hairs (he did it with style and panache) he got shit got done. Sure there was that whole Vietnam thing but every President gets a mulligan. While watching Fox News talk about the Tax debate yesterday I had to snort finely ground Khat to stay awake. Not once did anyone threaten bodily harm. Two hundred years ago we would have at least a couple of duels and a "caning" in a similar situation. Yes, our politicians have grown soft and so has the Press. Politicians and Reporters use to literally fistfight as political discourse. Now it's a curt reply or you’re a mean person, and you should apologize. Where is Obama’s J. Edgar Hoover? The “go to guy” that enables Presidents to pass legislation? Obama wants to practice high-stakes power politics but then wants a consensus. Dream on, Mary. But I keep watching, I can't help myself. It's sort like a very bad car wreck, as you pass it, you know you shouldn't look, but you do. Looking for every bit of human tragedy, you can. Searching for carnage so that you can later protest how horrible it was. Yes, the American public complains that this whole episode is sordid, yet they lap it up like mother's milk. Will this righteous indignation spur on a new found participation in the Democratic process? Yeah, right. Not unless you make democracy more like a game show. Have Showgirls combined with newest flashiest Voter Machine technology. God! You got to love this Country!
Still seeking the perfection that drugs can make,
Brother Gregory
                                      
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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #8 Will Gore be the new Che?


Dear Don1001,
I watched the Bailout debacle all yesterday and wondered, where was Al in this debate? I now realize that Al is fighting like a revolutionary. The object is to let the opponents wear down each other with small battle after small battle. Stay in the hills, a blog, a tweet here, a speech at a small college, always keeping the opponent guessing. There is no reason that this couldn't go on for years, which would rip apart the Democratic Party. They’re already on life support because of the bailout. And no one in the party is powerful enough to stop him. And if he starts acting like a revolutionary and go Che’ on their ass, the Democrats will have to offer Al and his Goristas, exile. That's it, an Island in the Caribbean that Al can be Ruler For Life. Tipper can take pictures of all the indigenous population and sell them to the National Geographic. There, Al could become a breeder (Green, of course) of hemp seeds for a large Swiss Agro Conglomerate. Al would be in charge of breeding the ultimate Equatorial Cannabis Sativa that could be used for seed, fiber and medical marijuana. This in the Cannabis World is sort of like, looking for the Holy Grail. It could take decades. Then the Republicans and the Democrats could get back to doing what they do best, the illusion of governing. Right now all of this scrutinizing of the system has not served the Status Quo very well. I suspect that most Americans really don't want to know how there "Democracy" is served up, any more than they want to know how Hot-dogs are made. Do we really want to go in the kitchen of the Republic and see how our government is really made? I think not. Serve it up on a bun with relish, mustard and ketchup. If it causes heartburn later, so be it, that sort of thing kind of comes with the scenery. Yes, we tell ourselves we are the last bastions of Democracy and yet we can't get half of the registered voters to turn out for local elections. We love the illusion of Democracy, but God forbid we might have to drive a couple of miles out of our way and wait 45 minutes to vote. No, we want instant gratification and we want it now. Sure we crave Democracy but it better not interfere my golf game or manicure. Contrast that to the Third World, where, opposition candidates might risk having a tire soaked in diesel placed around their neck and ignited. Yet in those countries, the majority of people have to walk a half-day and then wait for hours in the Sun, to risk voter fraud. To some this would be a paradigm or an enigma but the longer I'm in the Bunker, the more it makes sense. The lack clutter from other humans has sharpened my senses and helped me to connect with hidden mental abilities. In fact, right now I'm working on contacting you telepathically.
With breath of God upon my lips,
Brother Gregory 
                                               
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #7 Bunker talk with...


Dear Don1001,
I have been up for 36 hours going through internet and satellite watching the Wall Street lobbyists keep coming, like some sort of Army of Darkness. Waves of Finance lobbyists, you keep killing them and still they march forth. It's as if the bowels of Hell have opened and every hack political lobbyist that ever lived has risen from the dead. I swear to God I saw Roy Cohn in the background of a Press conference last night. Speaking of Satan's Spawn, Roy Cohn was one glorious Son of a Bitch. He was the sort of hit-man that Obama will need now. Kill them all and let God sort out the good ones. That was Roy's motto. If some innocent people got burned, so be it. In any war (especially cultural) there are casualties. Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. But if you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight, there will be Hell to pay. Speaking of which why isn't Dubya seen in public much recently? Think about it. Satanic rituals can take days, sometimes months. And isn’t Cheney's due for a 25,000 mile heart attack/soul change? What better way to use your time than heart surgery/ ritual blood letting. They said Dubya was in seclusion so he could write his memoirs. That's what tipped me off, introspection and Dubya, that's an oxymoron. The act of introspection would pose so many questions that the former President's head would probably explode. No, it must be Satanic rituals. It will be curious to see how many young children will show up missing from small communities around Texas. Of course it will explained away as some “Marijuana Addicted Child Molester”. Who when captured, will have an ACLU card in his possession. And then the whole ugly episode will be swept under the rug. And we will have another Satanist former President, but Dubya wasn’t the first and probably won't be the last. But when you think about Politics has always been a dance with Devil. And yes, the Devil always gets his due. Ol’ Scratch has always used the allure of power as his primary recruiting tool. But us mere mortals should not think of such things. For soon the planets will align and there will be a tear in the Cosmic Continuum. Then the new Prince’s Faustian agreement will be rendered. While the "little People" get on with simple things like rampant materialism passed off as a religious holiday. Must sleep, now.
Your humble servant, Brother Gregory
                                           
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Monday, October 25, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #6 The Spanish Civil War


Dear Don1001,
"Come back with your shield, or on it" Spartan Mothers told their warrior sons “or don’t come back.”
I’m still in the bunker. Mom knew. Either come back with your shield or on it. Everybody keeps talking about Obama; it’s Gore, Gore, Gore. With Gore, everyday his legacy fades. Every night obscurity gets closer. With Al, will there be a final act of defiance? Will Al come out of the Hills and take back the mantle of a failed Liberal agenda back, once Obama begins to fail? Will Tipper join him in a supreme expression of their eternal love? Will there be armed liberals in the street, Pinkos with Assault Rifles – think Spanish Civil War, indiscriminate killing of Conservatives (so that Penguins can live). Think the Tim Robbins Brigade verses the Glen Beck Black Ops in Prime Time. All in real time – 24/7 now that’s great TV. Fox News verses MSNBC for the quickest source for the sights and sounds of war. “Chance Jones reporting here as I’m literally watching my Field Producer taking her last breaths after walking into a fire fight as members of Green peace and local Tea Party members exchanged machine gun fire.” Jesus this Khat tastes like crap! But makes up for the fact that I forgot Coffee. Didn't realize what a blinding addiction I had to Coffee or I how much I drank. That cutting of Khat that "Big Mike" brought back from his tour in Somalia is growing faster daily. The Somalians chewed this stuff in the morning instead of drinking coffee. And when the Somalians got geeked up on this stuff, they were bad asses! Got to admit it does have a certain "something-something" that goes real well with high-octane reefer. Especially when you "wake and bake". The hard is part is figuring out the dosages (one wad of Khat to one joint?) Where the Hell am I? Oh yeah, and of what of the man, who now has the Power, our sweet Prince, Obama? As he counts the hours to his coronation, is there the realization of set and setting? Do the sugarplums of what can be, dance through his head, or is it a growing list of scores to be settled? Lincoln said, "If you want to judge a man's character, give him power." Some many questions, so few answers. In times past, many a newly formed Monarch had to dispatch a relative to early grave to consolidate power. Nothings says I'm large and in charge like killing an immediate family member or a political rival. If Obama had any “stones” Dick Cheney would die in a couple of weeks after a mysterious illness. If he needs any technical advice call Putin, the Russians are wonderful at poisoning political rivals. The liberals bought themselves a President, thinking that he was one of them. Of course the industrialists of Germany thought the same thing about Hitler. Funny things happen when people come out from under the shadow of others. Nero was mild mannered until he got rid of his mother, then there was Hell to pay. Often one never knows the true character of a ruler until it’s too late. Kind of creepy isn't? But then reality often is.
Behind a meter of concrete, Brother Gregory
                                              
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Friday, October 22, 2010

Brother Gregory "The Bunker Letters" #5 LD (Lethal Dosage) 50


Dear Don1001,
Do not know if you are reading these things. It doesn't matter now. Once you're in the bunker, you’re on your own. The time is now spent with Random thoughts entering the brain. Momentary bits of clarity jumbled together with Memories. Memories, memories, are they mine or somebody else's? Does it matter? A hard drive only holds so much data, and then it begins to reject new data. Hard drives don't differentiate the quality of data, only the amount. So I'm not responsible for this, the Reptile Brain is. Brain Stem Philosophy; bypass 50,000 years of misspent evolution. Food, Sex, and Drugs, the Holy Trinity. Alistair Crowley understood, so did Captain Crunch. In it for the long run, Political Junkies need only to apply. Speaking which, what of Al? What of Al, indeed. When a Hack like Gore no longer has elections, no babies to kiss, there will be withdrawal. I've seen it, John Edwards where are you, Now? Or will he get help? Hi, I'm Al and I'm a Political Junkie. Or will he be in denial and go on a binge, risking an Overdose. There is a pharmaceutical term called LD 50, which is the dosage that would be lethal to 50% of the population. And I figure that it will take a pretty big dose of adulation and hype to get Al buzzed right now. And there lies the rub, there are bold political junkies and old political junkies, rarely are they the same. Al could overdose very easily right now. Been there, done that, It's a weird feeling as you're pushing in the plunger and realize maybe I should have done only 2 "Dime Bags" instead of 3. Yes, Mommy, I'm going to be President. I just need a little more juice. Come on man, just give me a taste! No, Al, I don't think the "man" is coming. It's going to have to be Oxycontin, Wild Irish Rose and a bottle of Nyquil, tonight. No China White, not even Mexican Black Tar, yup Hillbilly Heroin. That's what they call in the hills of Tennessee, Oxycontin, fortified wine and over the counter cough medicine. You see after you run for president, there's nowhere to go, but down. Ask Bob Dole. After you tell the world that you can no longer get your “Dick” hard, it's just a step away from being a sideshow geek. The Horror, The Horror. But that's the future for Al Gore; the stakes are high, winner take all. There probably should be somebody with him at all times, 2012 is calling Al like a Hooker to a sailor on shore leave. The next several months will be the worst. After that, as it is for all addicts, it will be up to Al. The main thing is for Al to admit he has a problem. If not, look for an overdose in Hotel Room. Your humble servant,
Brother Gregory
                                                
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Monday, October 18, 2010

#4 Still In The Bunker..


Dear Don1001,
On the anniversary Kennedy’s assassination, I can't believe people aren't in the streets, yet. Don't they realize what is happening in Washington? There are none as blind as those who will not see. Maybe it is destiny that most of this generation gets wiped out, so the ones that survive can build a new Anarchist-Utopian Capitalist society. Nobody else it seems has the balls. Every generation eventually sells out, and picks up the mantle of the status quo, the embarrassing thing is that ours did it so meekly. Yes, our generation was going to be one that broke the mold. We were going to change things. Instead when asked if we wanted the Jacuzzi and the trip to France or what could be the future behind door #1, we took the Jacuzzi and the trip to France. And now we tell ourselves that owning a Hybrid SUV is an example of going rogue. Since when did not growing up, become a political act? I am truly disgusted by our generation; we latch onto conservatism or liberalism not because these ideas are right, but because they make us feel better. There is the epiphany! Maybe our generation didn't want to make the world better, we just wanted feel better about the world. Is it not better to look good than feel good? Maybe the last fifty years has been about self-esteem. It sure hasn't been about reality. If it was, Materialism would come out of the closet and be designated a new religion. Celebrities would become the High Priests, with fame and fortune as the new aesthetic. Remember the only people who don't like gated communities are the people that don't live in them. Come on over to the "Dark Side, Luke." If that's what we are as a people, maybe we should run with it. Maybe we should all wear white and become disciples. Gordon Gecko as the new Prophet. Bring back Morgan, Vanderbilt and Carnegie as Greek Gods. They didn't whine when people referred to them as money-grubbing bastards. They wore their derision with pride. Bill Gates is the richest man of our time. Think about it, when is the last time Bill "Bitch slapped" an assistant? When is the last time Bill authorized his security people to gun down a bunch of workers on strike? No, it wouldn't play well with the press. Plastic people, made for plastic times. Where are the new Titans? They’re reading their self-help books.
Now back to finding the perfect chemical balance.
Your humble servant,
Brother Gregory
P.S. Changed timer to sex the Cannabis, can't wait to see how many girls there are.
                                                    
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Friday, October 15, 2010

#3 Hatching All Of The Poison Out Of The Mud

Dear Don1001,
    The first crop of Psilocybin mushrooms has been harvested and I‘ve found a Satellite that has more channels than the law should allow. So as the hallucinogens kick in and I begin to surf 457 television channels, I am prepared for the long haul. In the words of the immortal one, Hunter S. Thompson: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
And I Sir, am a professional. Amateurs need not apply. It's not a time for the weak and feeble minded. It's time for hard-core politicos like Machiavelli, who knew how to play for keeps. You see Niccolo' understood that History is the only judge. One's peers do not count in the "Big Picture". Not like the lightweight players in today’s drama. On every channel, you see so-called journalist like Beck, Blitzer, Limbaugh, Matthews and the other political junkies micro-analyzing every the meaning of every bit of minutiae. Analyzing politicians that are sound and fury with no real meaning. But not to worry, all vacuums are eventually filled. It is law of physics and political power. But there lies the rub this process is seldom orderly and quite often violent. That’s why I’m living in the confines of a bunker to continue to be free, this irony makes realize that change is the constant and flux is the status quo. And we are getting old. In our youth we would have crashed a good Hotel and called down to the front desk ordered a couple of cases of Wild Turkey, a gross of (ruby red) grapefruits, and few hundred pounds of crushed ice. Then invite over the Outlaws MC (Copyright protected) and the Crips (Copyright protected) to balance out the demographics. All the while, hoping that the Ethyl Ether that you’ve been huffing all day doesn't cause a king-sized, Hellfire explosion. And after everybody got to know his or her new neighbors, we’d gone down to the Capitol and kicked somebody's ass. It's a shame but the real reason people were in the streets in the 60’s was to get laid and get "High". The truth is that most people in the 60's were politically naive, and four decades later they're still as clueless. The exception is that now people are totally spineless and whine a whole lot more. The "Generation that was going to change the World", now wait in their townhouses like a bunch of old women, hoping Obama won't mess with their Social Security benefits. Confronting the horror of old age and not giving a fuck about anyone except themselves. To think, at one time that we were going to fight for these people.      

                                                     Your humble servant,
                                                                              Brother Gregory                                                                  
P.S. All of the seeds are up and the Jack Herer has second set of leaves. First batch of beer is ready to drink (Trying to age it a little bit). To messed up now to use bottler. Jeez these shrooms are fucking great!

                                      
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

#2 "Securing The Hatches..."



Dear Don 1001,
Don't know if you made it "in" or not. I knew not to leave messages for the others. Eventually I’ll try to post messages at one of our favorite sites. But from what I'm getting off of the message boards it sounds like what we’ve been saying for years, the shit is ready to come down the "Mountain". Man I'm excited but it's scary, as Hell. After all of those years of being vigilant, we knew it was coming. I tried to tell others, but they bought the "Big Lie". With American public, all you have to do is dust it off and repackage it. The coup against Kennedy was so much more civilized, only thirty or so people paid for that one with their lives. This coup will be much more bloody, for this one the tab will be in the thousands. But hey, what's the going price of democracy in a First World country, on the black-market, anyway?
     You'll be glad to know that I got all of my seeds in the Rockwool, except the poppies. I told you that learning hydroponics and plant breeding was the way to go. With such a diverse (Cannabis) gene pool, I can spend next twenty years coming up with my own variety of Superweed. Anyway here is what I got planted in my garden: Basil, a lot of beans, Cannabis Sativa and Indica( 5 types) Green peppers, Khat, mushrooms (psilocybin and shitake) red peppers, rosemary, sage and tomatoes. Planted on the 10th and already have several seeds sprouting. Plus got a ten-gallon batch of the infamous "Pale Ale" starting to work. The yeast would like it to be warmer, you know, but the mushrooms love it! That's right, I got the Psilocybin mushroom spores are hard at work. Soon I will have the poppy seeds sprouted, as well. Just like the manual says: Opium is good for flesh wounds and phosphorous burns.
       Meanwhile I have started to fix up the place and get the ventilation better. First couple of days in here the oxygen level was kind of low. The Solar panels (camouflaged) have charged up the batteries. So its time to busted up a "Big Fatty" and try to pick up some television from reliable sources. Although its getting harder and harder to find any news that can be trusted. But I’m feeling better with every toke. (Cannabis - millions served happily everyday.) Which it is what it all boils down to, my friend, who gets to control the nation’s supply? Il Capo de Capo, so to speak.  The boys and girls in the White House just want a small “taste” of what goes through the Country. You know, just make sure that the whole thing goes smoothly. And if we pay and don't cause too much trouble, we get just enough to keep us going.  
                     Free till I die, Brother Gregory

                                    
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Monday, October 11, 2010

#1 "Running For Cover..."

Dear Don 1001,

I hope this message finds you before it all goes to Hell. There was no time to call I knew I had to render all forms of communication that could be traced, useless. So I'm in the bunker now. It just wasn’t the time to hesitate. Empires far stronger than our own have been ripped apart with much less cause. After Obama got elected the cosmic fabric of the Universe was torn. When a half Kansas and half Kenyan with an Islamic name becomes President, it’s a bridge too far. So tonight might be the night that the whole Shit-storm begins. Think about it, Coups always happen at night and preferably on the weekends. By now, I fear the decision about who will supposedly lead country has been taken out of the hands of the "Little People". Remember in "Blade Runner" where the Inspector tells Decker "If you ain't one of us, you're "Little People".  Well I'm sure that the “Palinites” and “Obamanistas” are arming their camps and making "The List". You know the one "friends & enemies" because when crunch time comes, you got to know who you can depend on or who you’ll have to rip their guts from their still quivering body. Ah! The adrenaline rush of high stakes power politics, you can smell it in the air. Remember this, power is never given, it’s always taken. So it eventually it boils down to will get the Armed Forces to make a deal. And who knows what Faustian deals will be made to deliver the mantle of the White House. But it won't be pretty, it never is. Just ask Dick.
    I think I got everything I need. Got fuel, water, rice, beans, seeds and enough chemicals to make anything I might need. Granted I would have liked to obtain a few more hundred rounds of .223 full-metal jacket. If they come after me, I'll just have to make every shot count. Well I have to set-up a grow room and microbrewery. Hope you make it. I’ll try to communicate when discretion is assured.
                              Your humble servant,
                                                              Brother Gregory

                                          
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